You're Gonna Go Farrrrrrrrrrrr Kid!

I had the weirdest thing happen last night. I got off work from the FABULOUS Trader Joe's at 12:00 am, went home, fell asleep pretty much right away, but had a dream that I had just gotten into bed, and as soon as I got in bed (in my dream) my alarm went up and it was 4:00am and time to get up. It blew. Hard.

Today's Intern: Jessica

So, What were you saying?: Gooood Morning. Radio Schmadio, It's all about the webcam. We talked about how baseball season is basically over. The Devil Rays are now just the Rays. It's not just slang. The word on the street is that putting the World Series on PPV would make more money than just having it on TV and gaining profit that way. Raiders actually won. The world is falling apart. We talked about corn hole and how gay it sounds. Woody went to a club, it was "Ammmmmazzinnggg." (not a dead to real story) Everyone is stoked for the Creek!!! :-) Madden is hella irritated that people never spot him. Wah. Greg and Woody are hella stressed about their halloween costumes....LIKE O.M.G. What are they going to do!? Menace's Baconator (Baconator = Six strips of hickory smoked bacon piled high atop two 1/4 lb.* patties of fresh, never frozen, beef. Complete with two slices of American cheese, mayo and ketchup for a mountain of mouth-watering taste.) challenge is coming this week. He needs to eat at least 3. Everyone except Woody and Ravey think that 3 is weak sauce. Sunny from Livermore calls in and tells us that he met Madden and that Madden seemed annoyed like it happens all the time. Come on Madden, you gotta be in favor of the peoples. As for the Woody Show -Ravey and Greg need Crunk Juice before they meet people, Tony, Woody, and Menace are ok with it.

Story Just for Ravey: An 89 year old woman got arrested, for stealing a football. Last Thursday, Edna (89 years old) found a ball on her yard. She picked it up and took it inside to teach the kids a lesson to keep their stuff off of her yard. The kids Mom called the cops and the cops came and arrested her and charged her with petty theft. Her court date is November 12. Suchhh crap.

News With The One And Only Greg Gory:

> Colin Powell endorsed...you got it....Obama. Surprise Surprise.

> A man kills his wife over Facebook because of a status change in her info. Dangerous.

> A Father took his son to an Islamic court and tried to have him imprisoned for being lazy, the father said that he wants the court to set him free. The judge sided with the father, they put the son in jail and he got 30 lashings with a cane.

Sports with Ravey;

> World Series is set - Rays and Phillies

> 49ers lost to the Giants - 4th straight loss

> Raiders won this weekend. Brett Farve sucked.

> Rams crushed the Cowboys

> Colts got crushed by the Green Bay Packers

> Bangles and Pistons are still winless

> Bears beat the Vikings

> Bills beat the Chargers

Who Friggin Cares: Angelina Jolie confirmed that.....Her and Brad......are going to adopt......another child.

Woody just beat the "Ish" out of the CD player with a hole puncher. That was hilarious. I hate this place.....Nothing works here......

Menace Baconator Challenge will be on Wednesday!!!

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Ravey's Music and Entertainment Report:

> Weekend Box Office - Despite having no good reviews at all, the video game adaptation Max Payne still managed to top the box office with $18 million. Beverly Hills Chihuahua, is still hanging strong at Number Two with $11.2 million, raising its overall total to $69 million. The Secret Life of Bees, debuted at Number Three with $11.1 million; while W., director Oliver Stone's fictionalized look at the life and career of President George W. Bush, opened at Number Four with $10.6 million and Eagle Eye rounded out the top five.

> Disney Keeping It in the Family - Rumors are swirling that Zac Efron will be starring alongside Johnny Depp in the fourth installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean series. Sources say that Zac was offered $10 million to appear in the Disney blockbuster. These sources also say that Efron was originally approached before Depp agreed to reprise his role as Captain Jack Sparrow. Disney is reportedly keen on grooming Efron as an eventual successor to Depp. Efron is in the third installment of Disney’s High School Musical—which comes to theaters this weekend.

> Brad Pitt and Billy Beane?!?! - Brad Pitt—who is currently filming Quentin Tarantino’s war movie Inglorious Bastards---has a pair of contrasting projects on deck. Pitt is considering a big-screen adaptation of Homer's The Odyssey with a futuristic outer space setting. Pitt previously starred in 2004's Troy, a more historically faithful version of Homer's The Iliad. He is also considering a project based on the baseball book Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game. The book centers on the budget-conscious success of Oakland A's general manager Billy Beane.Big Ratings for the GOP

> Both Sarah Palin and John McCain generated some big numbers with their television appearances on Saturday Night Live and the Late Show with David Letterman. Sarah Palin appeared on Saturday Night Live this weekend, the actual numbers aren’t out yet—but early returns suggest it was the highest rated episode since Nancy Kerrigan appeared after being clubbed by Tonya Harding. Last Thursday's Late Show with David Letterman, during which John McCain apologized for abruptly canceling an earlier appearance, gave that show its biggest audience since Letterman and Oprah Winfrey's peace conference in December 2005.

> Mad Men and Terminator Some good news for a couple of shows that I am really into---Mad Men will be returning to AMC for a third season. A deal still needs to be worked out for the show’s creator Matthew Weiner, who is not under contract for a third season. Much to my astonishment, Fox has given a full-season order for Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. That show has never performed up to expectations—but Fox ordered some scripts which apparently came in strong—so Fox ordered a full 22-episodes. Tonight on TV--- Terminator is on Fox tonight along with Prison Break. Dancing with the Stars, Samantha Who and Boston Legal are on ABC, CBS has their usual Monday Night line-up with Theory, Mother, Men, Week and CSI: Miami, Gossip Girl and One Tree Hill are on the CW, and Chuck, Heroes, and My Own Worst Enemy are on NBC.

The Final Word--- The final word comes from Pink who says that the Paris Hiltons and Jessica Simpsons of the world are still peeved at her for her songs Stupid Girls and So What. “Paris Hilton came up to me in a nightclub a couple of months back and she said, ‘I hope you realize that the person I seem to be in the press is really just an act and the real me is really smart.’ I said, ‘Just get over it. The song was like years ago. Quit bugging me.’

The Engineering guy just came in and yelled at me for Woody breaking the CD player. "He's never left me a note or anything, all he does is bitch about it on the air. The more he bitches, the slower it's going to get fixed." Well gee thanks Victor Mature.

Dumbass Contest - Name that Network

#1. Chris in Cambell - 2 outta 2! For Zeee Win!

Hate Mail:

> Evan - Wonders if there is anyone gayer than Miles the Intern. He wants to crush Miles without Fall Out Boy CD's.

> Theresa - She just started listening to the show. Found Menace's prom picture. She hates menace, this makes me laugh.

> David - Wants Woody or Greg to make Menace go home. He is intolerable lately. Wants to reach through the speaker and choke Menace out.

Stories that will put your bad day into perspective:

> This guy in Germany was forced to sell his yacht for $30. He did it on accident in an online auction, problem is that he forgot to set a minimum offer.

> A Woman in Florida told officials that her suspicion that her husband was cheating on her caused her to pour boiling hot water on his groin.

> Oregon - A Mother of 2 faces a long recovery after losing both of her arms digging fence posts using an auger. Her clothes got caught in it and both of her arms were severed.

> A lady had a 6 lb block of ice fall through her roof and hit her in the head.

> In New York, there was a black suit case in a park. When a park worker went to check it out, a leg popped out. When they opened it there was a 55 year old man, intact, inside that had $100,000 worth of heroin inside of him.

Lets do it again, News round 2:

I totally missed the segment because I had it out with "excuse me baby, I'll square you up" Craig. I've officially been squared up.

Guess The State: They had to evacuate the office of a State Representative because there was a package that was leaking an oily substance. Turns out after the investigation....it was bacon.

#1. Rigo in San Jose - Ohio!! For The Win!!!

What We Learned:

Ravey: There are people blindly supporting Barak Obama even though he picked Sarah Palin as his running mate.

Menace: He doesn't wanna be a Live 105 CD player

Greg: Ravey hung a clock on her wall featuring the creepy mug shot of a hard core douche.

Tony: Cheryl Jennings has seen Greg Gorys Hog

Woody: Nothing gets Ravey hornier than a story about Greg shaving down and oiling up.

Katie: I was sharked to find out that if I try to get kids to keep their balls out of my yard, I’ll get arrested.

Tony's Just A Headline: "FBI Nabs Gun-Wielding Ninja-Clad Bank Robber on Crutches"