Today's Intern: Jessica, and she comes bearing Baconators. Sweeet.
Dum Dee Dum: Goooooooooooooooooood Morning. From sun up to sun down we have an exciting day. We have the Baconator challenge this morning and the SUCK IT IN 08' - CLICK FOR MORE INFO tonight! No Tony this morning. Mr. Mott is sick.
He has pink eye which was super contagious, then last night Beth called Woody's house number, to talk to Jen, to have her yell at Woody so that Tony wouldn't have to go Walnut Creek and New Orleans. So now New Orleans is going to happen, Woody Show minus Greg. Menace might die this morning. 3 - 5 Baconators!? = Death. Ravey is the source of positive Chi. We will be playing the new Guns N' Roses in the 7:00 hour. Story from Nike Women's Marathon that was here in SF. There were over 20,000 people in this marathon, this 24 year old teacher named Erin ran this the fastest of all the women, but she didn't win. She ran 26.2 miles in 2 hours and 55 minutes. The girl who got first place finished in 3 hours and 6 minutes. WTF? The World Series game 1 is tonight. Who the hell is going to watch this? The Phillies came up with this sweeeeeeeeeet saying "Why can't us?" Good god. Email from Kevin - He sent us a link to this video we needed to hear. They were talking about Matt Stairs and how he loves to get "his ass hammered by guys, because there is no better feeling than to have that done." hahahaha. 
Hella emails from the peeeeps about the remake of the Ginuwine's Pony which was awesome. Want the Song?
Click: Download "Pony" Here!!
News With The Man From The Creek:
> Some powder was sent through the mail, which is SOOOO 2001. And it was sent to an innocent person who works in a bank. Good God get a life. > The FBI was investigating the slutty Miley Cyrus picture hacking situation. They just searched a 19 year old's stuff because he was bragging about hacking her email. Idiot.
> At a store an employee put "Dumb Nigger" on a reciept. They did an "investigation" because there was hella stuff to look into. Why are people so stupid?????
> Tanker Truck explosion happened on 880 this morning. This is HUGE
The Baconators are so heavy and gross. I can't believe this. > 7:48am it Starts!
> 7:52 he is almost done with 2 burgers. Jessssus
> 7:55 Menace finishes his 2nd burger.
> 8:05 Menace finishes his 3rd burger
> 8:15 Menace is about half way through his 4th burger.
> 8:22 Menace pukes
Music and Entertainment Report
> This was hard to follow with all the commotion. Once again, If you want the Music and Entertainment Report check it out at http://www.live105.com/
Final Word: Stings wife who hooked up Madonna and Guy "They need to recapture their lives"
News with Greg:
> The "In Spot" is an email service that helps you tell people you've slept
with that they might have an STD. They have automated messages that are hilarious. http://www.inspot.org/> A mother who had an out of control daughter decided to reward her with cigarrettes for good behavior.
Got Game With Mr. Masters:
> Oct 14 the new PSP hit
> Fable 2 that came ou this week - has a couple bugs in it.
> Midnight Club which looks SICK, is a racing game that is based in LA. I want this game so bad.
What We Learned:
Ravey: All of Joey Chesnuts recirds are safe from the Whitemenace
Menace: IT guy lives at Ravey's house to keep her STD info emails going out.
Greg: Baconators are D-God-Damn-licious
Woody: Not only do Tony's curtains match his drapes, his pink eye matches his panties.
Katie: When a guy calls in and goes "dude put me on air! I just saw a tanker blow up" I shouldn't even question.
SUCK IT IN 08' TONIGHT IN WALNUT CREEK1387 LOCUST ST. WALNUT CREEK
BE THERE OR BE HELLA SQUARE BLOOD.
1 comment:
Bluhhd, that tanker explosion was HUGE 8,600 gallons!
And nice play by play with the Baconator Challenge. Lates!
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