The Schnozberries Taste Like Schnozberries

Here we are again! It's Monday, it's early, and for some reason I'm craving pizza. To be specific I'm craving the smoke house combo, with sausage AND chicken, with a side of garlic bread, and an ice cold cola. Thanks.

Today's Intern: Jesssssica

Let's Give them Something To Talk about: Goooood Morning!! Tony is almost moved in. He's gettin there. Woody doesn't understand why Tony didn't have the movers take everything. Apparently it's Beth's fault. Ravey's trip was fantastic. The birthday was great. We had a slight re-cap of Spanky's again. Menace was late because he didn't have a ride. No one offered. Seriously?! Ask Someone. There's an idea. This then turned into Woody and Tony have secret dinners and no one else is invited.......ooooooooooook Menace. This turned into a girl talk bitching fest. The T.S.A. had a luggage screener who was stealing stuff out of peoples suit cases. He got really ambitious and started stealing $48,000 cameras and PUTTING THEM ON EBAY. He now faces 10 years but will be fired soon. Hotel Lumiere is still giving the "We're looking into it" thing still. They have until 6am tomorrow or else Woody Show Army is on the way. The next Suck it in 08' is on THURS not Friday....THURSDAY at Coaches in Fremont. NBC generated $1,000,000,000 because of the Olympics and are claiming that they had a huge loss. Really?!


Big News!!! We are no longer rated 4th....We're 3rd! *Claps all around* We don't understand how the people *cough cough* upstairs are making $1,000,000 by themselves and they are 16th!! But we don't have enough $$ to pay the 3rd place show more........ riiiiiiighhhhht. Sarah and Vinnie now have Billboard....Sarah and Vinnie....Freakin Try It.

Emails From The Peeeeeps:
> Chad - Realizes that there is NO advertising for The Woody Show. But wanted to bring our CBS billboard add. Really?! There are plenty of billboards but we can't be on them..... :-(
> There was apparently another one about the blog. I don't know if he read it or didn't.

News with Mr. Greg Gory:
> There was a record drop in 58 years for gas prices. It is now going for an average of $3.31/gallon.
> A 20 year old got a 26 year old prostitute and offered the girl $20 for sex. They started and in the middle of it she said she was tired. The guy felt cheated so he decided to shoot her.
> 41 year old from Santa Rosa was suspected of stabbing his own Mother. He got arrested for doing a dine and dash and the cops realized he was wanted for murder. He is now in custody.

Sports With Ravey:
> 49ers lost to the Eagles. 40 - 23
> Falcons beat the Bears
> Redskins lost to the Rams (This is HELLA pissing Ravey off)
> Texans beat the Dolphins
> Vikings beat the Lions
> Cardinals beat the Cowboys in overtime
> Packers beat the Seahawks
> Browns are taking on the Giants tonight
> The Sharks beat the Kings 1-0

**Menace has a high school reunion this weekend, apparently according to the people who are just now starting to figure out that he is Jason McMurray are saying he was a huge dork. Haters...well he is kind of a dork huh? : -) **


Story out of Minneapolis - A morning show was talking about medicine's and cures etc. This is when Magic Johnson's name came up and they talked about how he had apparently "faked AIDS" This made Magic Johnson enraged.


Ravey's Music and Entertainment Report:
> The Chiuaua movie is #1
> Sunday Nov. 23 - Guns and Roses Album will be in stores
> Metallica's Lars is putting a painting up for auction. It will go for between $12-16 MILLION
> Sarah Palin will be on Oct. 25 Saturday Night Live
> They are re-launching V
> Samantha Who back on tonight
Final Word: Beastie Boys who were going to play some shows to get people to vote. Go figure they are Obama.

Dumbass Contest: The Answer is C *New rule - You get 1 wrong you're out.*
#1. Tony in Redwood City - 2 for 2




Who Knew?!
> 77% people wash their hands after using the bathroom
> First stall is usually the cleanest
> 1 in 3 women are found to have fecal matter on the floor
> Hospitals have the cleanest public bathrooms
> Airports and airplanes have the dirtiest
> Starbucks wastes enough water to fill an Olympic sized swimming pool every 83 minutes. Poor Greg feels like he just got kicked in the stomach.
> If a black person brings up race, a white person will usually talk about it with them.
> Greg's very own who knew - RC in RC Cola stands for Royal Crown
> Ravey's very own who knew - Who knew the vote for "paper plates" would be so close

--Sam from Alameda called in while I was filling the meter. He blessed us with his parody of "Paper Planes. Woody refuses to talk now. Glad that Ravey put that call through and not me.--

News Round Number 2:

> Netting on the Golden Gate has been planned. There will be a net that drapes at the bottom of the Golden Gate bridge.

> This turned into a Menace eating and taking his shirt off conversation. People are willing to pay money for this ish. Awesome. My favorite text came from the 650 "Do it for mac dre Menace."

A Little Crap on Celebrities:

> Joe Son was the guy from Austin Powers who was Dr. Evils side kick or something.... he is facing charges from a gang rape from a while ago.

> Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant AGAIN. Dumb little bitch.

Celebrity Birthdays:

Jerry Rice - 46

Borat - 37

Matt Daemon - 38

Jesse Jackson - 67

Sharon Osbourne - 56

Paul Hogan - 69

Porno Birthday - Heather Hunter - 71 fine films "Screw the Right thing" She is 39.

What We Learned:

Ravey: SF's idea of suicide prevention is hella expensive but its fun because it is plunge bounce plunge death.

Menace: Menace just FLIPPPPPPPED OUT. hahahahahahahahaha

Greg: Netting is the most expensive thing on earth

Tony: $50 million dollars will get you a net.... and that's not a hooker.

Woody: CBS has no $$ for Live 105 but they have $$ for everyone else.

Katie: If I ever need to silence Woody I can bust out a parody of Paper Planes about Chinese Food

Tony's Just a Headline: "Doctors Recommend when its O.K. to Drink Sterile Urine."