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Last night was a blast. Thanks to everyone who came out to hang with us!!! Spanky's was a blast!! Just get excited for next week!!! :-)

Today's Intern: Andreaaaaaa

Blah Blah Wah Wah: Goooood Morning! Ravey is out today, Menace is broadcasting from home (lazy ass) and Tony will be leaving early. This is really weird hearing Menace like he's in the studio but not seeing him. There is a huge echo. "Hellllllooooooo. Echoooooooo" Last night Menace drank helllllla, and LICKED the stripper pole. *Gag* Next week's stop is going to be in Fremont. We're trying to move it to Thursday because Woody has to go to St. Louis. So we're going to try to change the night so Woody...you know.....the Host....can actually be there. Knock on Woody (Getting?) Woody has never gotten pulled over for any form of drunk driving, dui, etc. We had a story about a drunk guy who went into the wrong house and went to sleep in the wrong bed. Chris in Martinez calls in and tells us about how he found a guy sleeping in his car. Sweet. Menace is the most successful person from his high school.....Sweet. Greg wants sex with Menace....but Menace is too fat. Jen made buddies with one of Menace's Ex Girlfriend. She was really cute, but she wants Greg hella bad. Menace he loves em' then leaves em'. Menace was into clubbin, and there was this girl (Club Slut) who had sex with a club DJ. Club Slut said to Menace "Hey I want to show you something." She took Menace to Treasure Island to see the view. Menace really had to go so she took him home. About a week later Menace was in the shower and Club Slut called a bunch of times and Menace's roomate answered and next thing Menace knows Club Slut is at Menace's house. Turns out, a couple weeks later, Club Slut gave the roomate the Syph. We discussed the grusome symptoms of syphilis.

News with Greg:
> Financial Crisis Continues: the Dow Jones fell 479 points.
> Lil Wayne had his birthday party at a Club. Bird Man (another rapper) gave Lil Wayne a Louis Vuiton briefcase with $1,000,000 in it.
> We talked a little about some random topics. Tony's hacking incident. More syphilis talk. etc.

Sports with Miss Jen:

>Sharks beat the Ducks last night 4-1
**I'll get some more info on Round 2**

--Menace doesn't know is own address. He is proving that he is a huge tard more and more every second. --

Who Friggin Cares:
The First Lady JUST NOW finished visiting the 50th state. It only took her 8 years.

^BREAKFAST WITH MENACE ^

--Once again Menace is retarded. He gave the Wrong Directions. But the breakfast looks delicious!!! I like Dahhhhhhht. I'm hungry now--

Music and Entertainment Report:
> Guns and Roses will be releasing another album coming up soon. Nov 23
> STP Lead singer has started a solo project. Apparently a lot of people won't be too happy about it. This will be released on Nov 25
> Foo Fighters, Dave Grohl is now having a street dedication for him.
> The 19 year old twins who have been cuddling up in the Playboy mansion have a police record. They were arrested for 2 charges, one for battery and one I missed.
> Angelina Jolie's pictures of her breast feeding were in a magazine.
*This sparked a Breast feeding hate frenzy*

Dumbass Contest: The Biggest Ass Contest
#1. Jessica in SF - 16.5 seconds - Got her ass beat. LOSE!!
#2. David in San Mateo - 12 seconds LOSE!
#3. Marla in San Jose - 17 seconds WINNER!!!
#4. Josh in Modesto - Shenanigans!!! LOSE

Things You Should Never Do In Front Of Your Partner:
1) Rap
2) Check out other Women
3) Critisize the Shoes
4) Changing Tampons
5) Celebrity Impressions
6) Impressions of your lady
7) Forget to Carry cash and the lady has to pay
8) Calling another girl a bitch'
9) Do anything to your wiener
10) Raising your voice
11) Flirt with other girls
12) Clipping Nails
13) Pulling random hairs

News Round 2 With Greg:
> Tina Fey's immitations of Sarah Palin are taking Palin's favorability ratings down.
> In New Britian Conneticut - The community is too diverse to celebrate any Holidays. So the solution, Get rid of all holidays. SO BAY AREA
> Some guy who just wanted to make sure that he was suicidal raped a girl so that he could feel so bad about himself that he could make sure that he could kill himself. smart.

Sports (Lets try this again)
> 49er's face Eagles on Sunday
> Raider game Sunday also
> PacMan Jones will not face punishment from his team for the fight with his bodyguard.
> Holy Field has been offered a fight with some guy Valuve?? Who knows

Movies with The Crazy Hat Lady Jan Wahl...Who needs to stop dancing like NOW.....
> Body of Lies - Lots of Testosterone. Lots of people on the phone. Too much Sleepy Bored Russel Crowe. only got 2 Hats and you should wait for it to come out on DVD
**I really apologise, I have a rough time listening to this segment.....*

Friday Song Challenge: Chick Song
Greg: The Cult-Edie 11.9%
Woody: Buck Cherry - Crazy Bitch 27.5%
Menace: Jay Z - 99 Problems 38.9%
Jen: Breaking Benjamin - Diary of Jane 21.7%