Are We Human or Are We Dancer? Really? Shut up.

I woke up just fine this morning. Got to work. Then I heard Miles say "I'll leave you with Linkin Park and The new Killers on LIVE105" .... I can't emphasize how much I hate the new Killers song. It makes me want to kill myself. No pun....so don't laugh. But to brighten my morning, Starbucks was open!!! Woot Woot. Shout out to the Starbucks on Battery!!! :-)

Today's In-to-the-tern: The Main Man Mike from Maine (not really. The Maine part)

SUCK IT IN 08' ONCE AGAIN TONIGHT: 6-8 PM AT BLAKES IN BERKELEY--
2367 TELEGRAPH AVE. BERKELEY

Hey! Listen up Everyone!: Woody feels like a bad friend to Ravey. Ravey got new glasses and no one noticed, they are very nice though!! We talked about Tina Fey. Greg's ex wife was best friends with her in highschool and knows how she got her scar. We want to know! Greg SPILL IT!!! :-) There is some bitch who won an auction to buy a house for $1.75 can't go wrong with that. We had some politics talk because the VP Debate is tonight. Do you look like Sarah Palin?? Check out http://www.craigslist.com/ . The porn industry is looking for Sarah Palin look a likes - no anal required. The queen of England needs a raise? She's making effing $17.5 MILLION a YEAR! Screw you Beeeeezy. Things are a little tight?! Shut up and have a cup of tea. Man who won the Lottery handed over his winning lottery ticket to the church. It was worth $3,000,000. What does a church need that much $$ for?? We had a lot of old church talk. I agree with Menace that a lot of the old school churches look like haunted houses. Creeepy. 6:16AM--The Hotel Lumiere has 23 hours and 44 minutes to call Ravey back before we send out the troops on them. Be warned Hotel Lumiere. Remember to get a Suck It in 08' T-Shirt, bring $20 with you to give as a donation to the Lymphoma Research Foundation.

Completely Racist Stories:
> Some students at George Fox University in Oregan hung a cardboard cut out was made to be Barak Obama with a sign taped to it that said "Act 6 Regect" (which is a income program for minorities and financially unstable) from a tree on campus. Good Christian kids.
> A park in Australia will continue to use a Racist term to honor a legend rugby player "Nigger Brown" which will be on his statue or a plack to recognize him. They called him this because of his complexion which was very pasty white and after a shoe polish. Effing weirdos.
> Black Dog Bark-a-palooza in dallas. They think that black dogs don't get adopted as easily as other dogs. They are putting this on to promote black dogs. Not too sure I get this one.
> Greg doesn't want a black car. HELLA RACIST


Who Friggin Cares:
> Brad Pitt and Angelina are adopting another child. They want one from another country. I am starting to hate these people.

**We heard from Framing Hanley who covered Lollipop. Freaking Rules!!**

News With Mr. President:
> VP Debate tonight at Washington University in St. Louis!! Get Excited
> The woman who is supposed to moderate the debate tonight wrote an entire book based on the Obama Generation (I decided to type like a tard for a phone call.....ohhh well...)
> On Monday night a man's car got stuck on the metro train tracks, the train came, and the car got completely leveled.



Sports With Ravey:
> LA Dodgers beat the Cubs 7 - 2
> Bronco's running back was arrested in Denver by the D.E.A. after an elledged Cocaine deal.
> Al Davis looks like the Emperor from Star Wars

--Great America sent us a Giant Cookie!!! Delicious!!--

Dumbass Contest: Woody Show Chain of Command:

#1. Kristen in Pleasanton - Ravey No win

#2. Ryan in San Jose - Greg No win

#3. Corina in Newark - Tony Winner!!!

Menace is wearing the most awesome sweatshirt ever.....really.

Sexy Time Fun Facts:

> A recent study from the centers of disease control showed that over half of highschool students are sexually active.

> 90% of people try oral relations before the age of 30

> We talked about Canker Sores. delicious

> 1 in 10 men who watch porn on the internet

Poll: What turns you off:

1: 95% Bad Breath

2: Too much Perfume/Colonge

3: Appearance of a unibrow

4: Nasty or Long Toe - Nails.
We got blessed with Menace Toe right here.

5: Pit Stains

Pointless Listener Poll: What Turns You Off??

> Girl who has to get a hair tye everytime.

> Sloppy Drunks

> Smell

> When a guy pushes your head. I agree with this!!

> Snaggle Tooth Tiger Bitches

> Sweat... Woody hates it when he bangs guys and this happens

> Unwanted Hair

Our Turnoffs:

Ravey: Feet and Bad Breath

Menace: Girls that say No.

Greg: Nose Rings and when you're recieving pleasure and you're super close and she decides to switch it up.

Tony: Piercings on the face and talking into the wiener like its a microphone

Woody:

Katie: When I see a hot guy who is blowing his nose and he picks it with the kleenex after.

News Round Two:

> Vice Presidential Debate Tonight

> Tonys Ring-tony's are up!!!! Get them Here!!! http://www.myxertones.com/artist/1553707/

> New Drinking game for the Debate tonight

> The transportation saftey convention said that before the train crashed and killed 25 people, there was a text message sent 50 seconds or so before the crash

> Police in Tennesse got a call about a school bus just stopped in the middle of the road. When the police arrived she was crunked and passed out. Greg pretty much pee'd himself here. I think we all almost did.

Music and Entertainment Report:

> Metallica's Death Magnetic is still #1

> Nine Inch Nails is going to release its own Iphone app game

> Natasha Stelmach claims she has Curt Cobains ashes

> VP debate will be on all the networks

Final Word: Chris Martin - "I have nothing but respect from Nickelback. They work hard"

*We had a rant about how the companies are producing stuff not to satisfy the consumer and because they care about their consumer but they are just making products for profits. This really pissed Woody off.*

What We Learned:

Ravey: Menace has never been so unappealing than when he's picking his toe

Menace: Greg thinks you're hainous if you have a nose ring

Greg: Menace likes the stick

Tony: Texting while driving is dangerous but driving while drunk is hilarious

Woody: Learned what Tony was doing the night before when he comes in clean shaving

Katie: Menace is covered in canker sores.

Tony's Just a Headline: "Crossbreeding Cows with Whales Fails."