Have a Merrrry Christmas!!!

It was raining like crazy this morning! I kinda liked it. Well everyone, this is the last show of 2008!! Get excited for 2009!!

Today's Intern: Andrea

Comin At Cha!: Goooooood Morning!!! Greg is so bummed out about it being Friday and Ravey is crying about having 2 weeks off. It's Dean's first Christmas and Tony is leaving his wife and baby in St. Louis so he can have a week for himself. Woody talked about plane irritations. "Please wait, we're just a few feet from the gate." He hates waiting for that....because the gate is RIGHT EFFING THERE!!! Other things that are annoying: baggage that takes forever, waiting for a rental car, when you are later on in the boarding list and they make you check your bag, and the response "we're waiting for some paperwork."


Guess The Home State: Last week Heath and Debra Cambel's son is turning 3. They went to the store to get a cake for his birthday but the problem is that they wanted writing on the cake. Their son's name is Adolf Hitler Cambel. His 2 sisters have names along the same line.
#1. Rachel in Hercules - New Jersey Winner!

Friday Song Challenge:
Greg: The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping 15.2%
Tony: Dean Martin - Baby It's Cold Outside 22.8%
Ravey: The Alarm - Happy Christmas 7.9%
Menace: John Lennon - Happy Christmas 17.1%
Woody: Run DMC - Christmas in Hollis 36.9%


News With Greg:
> The guy who threw the shoe at Bush is saying he's sorry and asking for a pardon. He says what he did was a horrible act. This journalist may be facing 2 years behind bars.
> A Missouri lawmaker wants to officially declare Dec. 25 as "Christmas."
> New federal statistics show that 18% of United States homes ONLY use cell phones. The majority of this percentage is made up of people who are roomates.
> A guy was hit by a stray bullet in the back of his head, and he is back at work but still has the bullet in the back of his head. He sells propane and propane accessories but he says "The bullet hurts, but isn't enough to keep him from his job." The doctors said to not have it removed unless it is hurting him or hitting something.

Ravey has our Sports:
> The Sharks lost to the Redwings 6 -0
> The Colts beat the Jaguars
> Giants play the Panthers on Sunday
> Stealers play the Titans on Sunday
> The Jets, Dolphins, and Patriots are tied in the AFC East
> Raiders play the Texans
> The 49ers play the Rams
> NASCAR has settled the lawsuit with one of the employees. She claims that she was sexually harrassed and discriminated against. 2 other people got fired a long with her.


Happy Happy Story Time: This one is about a 60 year old Japanese man who was at a party celebrating his retirement. The group picked up the 60 year old man and threw him in the air, like saying, "hip hip hooray!" problem is they couldn't catch him. He fell onto the floor, suffered back and neck injuries, suffered respiratory failure, and then died.

Music and Entertainment Report:
> The new Will Smith movie is getting mixed reviews
> Yes Man isn't getting good reviews
> The Day the Earth Stood Still is still getting bad reviews
> Jeremy Piven's doctor thinks his elevated mercury level might be because of Piven's love of Sushi
> Eddy Murphy will not be joining the Batman cast
Final Word: Jim Carey on a project that got away from him "Meet the Parents is something that I created, and the Fockers. Ben Stiller was great."

We are doing our Favorite songs of 2008:
Woody: Paper Planes - MIA
Ravey: Viva La Vida - Coldplay
Greg: Better - Guns N Roses
Menace: Electric Feel - MGMT/Justice
Tony: I'm Not Jesus - Apocalyptica Ft. Corey Taylor
Katie: I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry





Weird and Random Animal Stories
> A woman was selling pierced kittens off the internet. She had a basement where she would groom basically goth kittens.
> A woman over seas somewhere had like 1500 parakeets in her apartment
> Out of Illinois, a woman had rabbits over her house, 69 to be exact in her 1 bedroom apartment.

Holiday Stuff For Ya:

6 Holiday Myths That are Total Crap:

Sugar doesn't make kids hyper.

Suicides don't increase during the holiday

Pointsettias are toxic

You don't lose more heat from our heads than any part of our bodies

People do not gain more weight around the holiday.

Ask The Woody Show: Nate in Petaluma - Where do you guys stand on Christmas Carolers? My girlfriend calls me a downer. I hate them, but how do you guys feel about them?

Ravey: Its Awkward

Woody: Doesn't like anyone coming to his door unless its the UPS man with presents

Greg: Hates it when his phone rings let alone when the door bell rings

Craig Gass is Back!!

He will be at Slims on Dec. 20 at 7:30 and 10:00 pm
Show is 18 and older only!
Want Tickets?? Get them HERE
or call Slims at 415.255.0333

www.myspace.com/craiggass

Dumbass Contest: Dead to real or Completely Retarded

#1. Jeffin San Ramon - 0 for 2 No Win
#2. Daniel in Vallejo - 2 for 2 Winner!

Best Gifts to Get Your Guy, According to Cosmo:

We're determining whether this is legit.
#1. Poker Set No

#2. Stub Hub Gift Certificate No

#3. Swiss Army Knife No

#4. A Hot Sauce of the Month Membership No

#5. A Bathrobe No

#6. Universal Remote No

#7. The Godfather Trilogy

For the person you love who really enjoys caca, They are making Christmas ornaments out of Raindeer poop. only $4.99

Top Ten Christmas Gifts:

#10. Ipod Classic

#9. Panasonic Chordless phone

#8. Tom Tom

#7. Ipod Touch

#6. Blue Tooth

#5. Garmin GPS

#4. Ipod Nano

#3. Wii

#2. Wii Fit

#1. Cannon Digital Camera

Jan Wahl and Her Hat Are Here:

> Jan and Al Pachino got in on back in the Jesus days.

Jan's Top 10:

#10. Sex in the City

#9. Defiance

#8. Cadilac Records

#7. The Visitor

#6. The Boy in the Striped PJ's

I missed the rest of this....

Porno Birthday: Jen X has been in 35 fine films "Bone Bone", "The Second Cumming", "Schindlers Fist" she is 36 years old.