The Weirdest Day Ever.

Today, Jessica, Tony, and myself took a little stroll to Starbucks. Usually, every morning, Tony and I see 3 normal things: 1) The man who walks like a chicken 2) Shim...enough said and 3) Our friend who always is in Starbucks. We saw our chicken man, and he was running so we didn't get to see the walk, Shim wasn't there, and our friend wasn't there either. WTF.

Today's Intern: Jessica, who is extremely dissapointed about this morning as well.

Guys, Shut the hell up.: Goooooooooooooooooood Morning! Welcome to Wednesday everyone! Woody just booked his flight to Orlando for Ravey's 40th Birthday in Disneyworld!!! Woody could write a book on how to conquer Disney World. Some 4 year old died on Mission Space and Woody wants to take Ravey on it. We're screwed, there is a new forensics tool that can detect porn in the work place. It can pick up porn and block it then send who looked at it and when. This show needs porn. The military has banned youtube.com and developed their own website called www.trooptube.tv/. Myspace story from Idaho - A 6'2" 375lb, 18 year old was arrested for stabbing his mother when she told him she can't use myspace. We had some facebook and myspace talk about how people flip if they get deleted. We had an update on Correll - He was suspended but now he has been fired. Unless you have been under a rock for a while you know that the economy sucks right now, The U.S. Postal Service will be forced to lay off 40,000 people to even stay around. An 18 year old is suing her doctor, Dr. Lancy, for a boob job. She claims he left her with railroad scars and cross eyed nipples. Basically the worst boobs ever, turns out, he's not even a plastic surgeon, he's a dentist.

News With Greg:
> How is John McCain doing? He was on the Tonight Show last night which was his first appearance since he lost. He defended Sarah Palin and said that she did a good job. He admitted that the Republican party needs some re-building. When he was asked how he was doing he said "I've been sleeping like a baby. Sleep 2 hours, wake up and cry, sleep 2 hours, wake up and cry..." He's a funny and good guy.
> 10 am tomorrow people are going to do the southern California are going to perform their big earthquake drill the shakeout. Ravey hates earthquakes and she's scared of public speaking.... ironic. There is a new website that you can create a page and invite friends to watch earthquake videos www.shakeout.org.
> New study says that only 52% of Americans will get a flu shot this year. 35% worry about side effects and 28% say that they don't need it because there are medications for the flu, and others say that they "don't like shots"

Sports with Ravey:
> Congrats to Giants Tim Lincecum who won the NL Cy Young Award
> Warriors had to go on a 9-0 run to go into overtime where they won 113- 110
> Detroit won in Sac last night
> Sharks lost for the first time at home to Nashville last night
> The Penguins beat the Wings last night - Boom goes the Dynomite
> 49er's, Mike Mark claims that the officiating is to blame for the game on Monday, not the coaching.
> Al Davis made another coaching change last night. Greg Napp will no longer be calling the offensive plays

We talked about breaking stuff for about 30 minutes it felt like. We all need to break some stuff or blow some ish up! Anyone wanna take us to blow some stuff up?! Call in or Email wtr@live105.com

What Scares You The Most?
> Your odds of being attacked by a shark are 1 in 1.8 million
> Odds of dying in a plane crash is 1 in 8 million
Ravey: Earthquakes
Menace: Disgruntled Employee Snapping.
Greg: The Unexpected and being alone
Tony: Something that would happen to Dean that would be out of his control
Woody:
Katie: Being trapped in a car in water or fire.

Snakes in Toilets too..... grooossssssssssssssssssssssssss.

News Round 2:
> Prop 8 just keeps going and going - they are talking about taking Prop 8 back to the voters in 2 years.
> A highschool dance squad was caught trying to give another dance squad brownies that were laced with laxatives, bleach, and rat poison. Sluts!

Dumbass Contest: 5 Questions
#1. Jake in SF - 29.3 Seconds No Win!
#2. James in San Mateo - 14.2 seconds Winner!!

Got Game with Steven Alfredo Alfonso Masters:
> NHL 2k9 which Ravey is sliding off her chair for.
> Mirrors Edge is the best game out. Masters can't stop raving about it. Worth the $60 bucks!! It's ground breaking.
> XBOX live is starting its own origional movie network
> Resisitance 2 is awesome and Bond is a step up from EA (its quicker)!!
> Waiting for Gears of War 2, looking forward to that one!
Make sure you check out the website www.gotgame.com

Celebrity News:
> Lindsay Lohan said "It's our first colored President" referring to Obama. haha.
> Trick Trick (a rapper) who is anti gay, has extreme hate against gays is sick in the head. “I’ma go on the record right now with this. Homosexuals are probably not gonna like this album,” Trick revealed to AllHipHop.com. “I don’t want your f**got money any goddamn way. I don’t like it [homosexuality]. Carry that s**t somewhere else.” He also said, “It’s just that every time that you turn on the TV, that sissy s**t is on,” Trick told AllHipHop.com. “And they act like its f**king okay. The world is changing for the worst when s**t like that happens. And I address that issue. I address it hard as hell.” On the self-titled album track called "Trick Trick" the Detroit rapper hurls vitriolic bars against gay activists Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O’Donnell, referring to them as “dyke b**ches” and promising to send a “scud missile right through their f**king cruise ship.”

What We Learned:
Ravey: KFC has trucks.
Menace: This day in history, 11/12 (which he didn't know) The best car crash happened with the KFC truck.
Greg: Estrogen is to blame in the hate of breaking stuff
Tony: To some people midgets dressed up as clowns are cool, but in jeans, f that.
Woody: Doesn't give a damn about Trick Trick
Katie: Live Life and Die on Mission Space and Woody just wants to get stuck with something.

Tony's Just a Headline: "Raiders make off with Bull Semon"