The Battle of Ideas....

Last night I had a project to do. I worked on this video editing project for about 2 weeks doing about 1 hour a day. I go to the corporate building that we were presenting, hook up the DVD, and THEIR projector is broken. It took me 2 hours to fix, and by the time I was supposed to present, I was so effing pissed off that I couldn't even focus. Dammit. I hate technology.

Today's Intern: Jessica

Let's talk some B.S.: Gooooooood Morning. Sharks game was awesome last night. ha! The election is pretty much all we are going to talk about. CaCa story to start our morning: A man had to go to a hospital because he was the victim of a super glue prank in a public restroom. The toilet got stuck to his ass and firefighters couldn't even remove it so they had to take him to the hospital with the stainless steel toilet attached to his ass. Woody clogged up a family friends toilet and while he was looking around the house for a wire hanger or something like that, when the family's kid came upstairs and caught Woody (looking like he was going through their stuff). This ended in Woody just having to ask for a plunger. HELLA EMBARRASSING. Passengers on a train in Sweden were told that the toilets were shut off. The reasoning was because if they flushed them too many times, the train would stop.

Who's Home State Is It?: A Girl who had PICA ate a bunch of not digestable things. When she died they pulled about 42 items out of her stomach, including screws, tops of salt and pepper shakers, safety pins, etc.

#1. Harvard in San Jose - Missouri

News with Greg:

> Obama won the Presidential election.....The election was called for Obama at 8pm last night. Obama got 52% of the popular vote and McCain got 48%. Yesterday's turnout is the biggest since 1908

> Woody didn't vote which made a debate start up.

> Prop 8 is still too close to call but thus far - Yes is taking the lead. The Prop 2 - Yes . The Prop 1A - Yes is leading. Prop 3 - Yes,

I went nuts on the phones. People call me to talk, and when I can't they like get their feelings hurt. I AM AT WORK EVERYEONE. THIS ISN'T HANG OUT TALK ON THE PHONE TIME.

We had huge chop and Screw talk. I still don't understand what this is all about. Oh well.

Music and Entertainment Report:

> Deftones bassist Chi Cheng is in a Coma in San Jose due to a car accident.

> Russell Brand is going to join Pirates of the Carribean 4 as the brother.

> King of the Hill may be coming back to ABC

> They are asking an apology from the Simpsons due to a song where there was gay bashing

> Dancing with the Stars will be on tonight because it was bumped due to the election last night

Final Word: Jessica Simpson talking about her love with her Cowboys Star. "I'd always fall for guys who I wanted to save, for the first time I fell in love with someone who wanted to save me."

Drunk Stories:

> 43% of women 18 - 23 have skipped meals due to drinking. This is called Drunk-or-exia.

> a Drunk guy brought a freeway to a stand still for 2 hours by walking down the freeway with a cone on his head.

> A boy in Australia stunned police when he broke into the station. He was arrested right away.

> On Halloween, a 28 year old Travis Stone, decided to be one of those silver statues. He got drunk and crashed into a wall. When the cops arrested him, they took him to the station and his mug shot is silver.

Dumbass Contest: Will Woody Know It??

#1. Zack in Milipitas - 1 for 3 No Win

#2. Michael in SF - 2 for 2! Winner!!

News Round 2:

> More election News. I dont really care to type it all in again

Got Game with Steven Bob Frank Hank Fred Masters Jr.

> PS3 has a really annoying way to enter text. That is the only beef that Masters has with the Sony platforms

> The new Spiderman game is supposed to be pretty good, not like the others which are all very similar.

> Go to XBox Live Marketplace - you can find the bikes which are free!!

> The SAT prep video game is out today

> Top Games: Gears of War 2, Resistance 2, 007 Game, N-War, Call of Duty 5, and Mirrors Edge Any other questions check out www.gotgame.com

> Soon the Wii Fit will be multi player. It should be the next step coming up.

What We Learned:

Ravey: Chicken will have more rights than neighbors

Menace: Menace hates rap even more becasue of chop and screw

Greg: Always check your public toilet seat for glue

Tony: Haven't truely crunked until you crunked on a zamboni

Woody :

Katie: Suck it in 08 is the big... yeah

Tony's Just a Headline-"Jail Guard Probed in Prison Sex Case"