Today's Intern: Andrea
Crap loads of talking: (Following the "Crap" trend? Good.) Goooooooood Mornun!!! Greg was really upset this morning about it being Friday. We can't believe that it's the Holidays already. Tony doesn't seem to care about the Holidays, even though it is Dean's first Christmas. Tony = Lame Daddy. Menace might actually decorate his house this year. The point of Thanksgiving is to eat like you're going to the chair. Tony's gross. He eats pie filling out of the can. A grandma put $16 into a wheel of fortune slot machine and came out with $2.4 million. Median house prices in the bay area are down 41%. News With Greg:
> It was reported late last night that California law decided to TRIPLE auto registration costs. "We have the most highest registration" - Menace
> Derrick Mulsky is a man who is in a wheel chair due to a car accident. He was recently banned from filing lawsuits against anyone by the US Supreme Court. He has filed 400 lawsuits.
> In New Jersey a man filed a lawsuit against EHarmony.com because they didn't offer a service for homosexuals. That was 3 years ago but now EHarmony is making a separate site for people to find partners.
Sports with Ravey:
> Steelers beat the Bangles
> 49ers going to Dallas on Sunday
> Oakland takes on Denver Sunday
> Warriors play Chicago tonight
> Sharks return to action on Saturday at the Tank
> GM of the Browns got into some trouble for using words that hurt and harm. A fan emails Savage all the time to tell him how much he sucks and finally Savage snapped and emailed him back some "mean stuff"
Ravey's Music and Entertainment Report:> Teen girls are going to be in line to see Twilight this weekend.
> Bolt comes out this weekend
> Sunday "Chinese Democracy" comes out
> Go to Drpepper.com for your free soda
> Coldplay is going to change their release date from Tuesday to Monday
> An EP with the collaboration of Chris Cornell with Linkin Park from Projekt Revolution will be released on Thanksgiving.
> Smashing Pumpkins are sucking it hard.
> Pushing Daisies got cancelled. Poor Ravey.
> There is a movie called 24 Redemption to make up the gap between seasons 6 and 7
Final Word: Barbra Walters who didn't take recent servings from Rosie O Donnel and Star Jones Lightly, " We're not perfect and we're not always happy, but we're good."
Crunkin and Drunkin Stories:
4 Reasons To Drink this Weekend:
4. Alcohol makes fruit better for you. Makes the antioxidants more potent
3. Lowers your cholesterol
2. Wine can protect your liver
1. Wine is good for your heart
> I wouldn't be crunkin and drunking in San Jose if I was you.
> I wouldn't be crunkin and drunking in San Jose if I was you.
> In Berkeley a man was arrested for stabbing 2 people for trying to intervine while he was yelling at the clerk of the liquer store. The clerk wasn't going to sell him alcohol because he was visibly drunk
> A guy who had his licence suspended 15 times; got drunk, realized he had a flat tire, threw the car in reverse, backed it up through an intersection past a cop, got pulled over, and got out while having his pants completely down.
Sad/Effed up Story: 5 years ago Robin and his 8 year old daughter were killed when their car was hit by a crunk driver. Robin's baby mama suied for wrongful death and used the $$ to buy a Hummer. So a couple years later, she went to a club for her birthday. After having some drinks, she got into her car, and hit a car killing 2 people. A 22 year old and a 23 year old.
The Origin of Crunk: Dave doesn't understand so we will clarify. It is a combination of Crazy and Drunk. It means getting Crazy Party hard Drunk or getting High and Drunk at the same time. It was NOT invented by Lil John. It actually came from Dr. Suess back in 1971.
Dumbass Contest: Are they Older than Ravey?
#1. Jason in Richmond - 2 outta 3!! Winner!
#2. Mark in Mountain View - 2 for 2!! Winner!
Words that Gross Us Out:
Ravey: Snot and Schmegma
Menace: Leakage
Greg: Abortion and Testicle
Tony: Spore
Woody: Stool
Katie: Fester and Yeast
We found out that Greg has to....you know.....caca. We then had a crap (there it is again) load of fun with the Diarrhea song!! This almost made me pee my pants.
News Round 2:> A woman is divorcing her husband because she found pictures of him pleasuring himself in his Iphone outbox.
> Fatties in Canada now get 2 seats on the plane for the price of 1.
> A college student in Minneapolis allegedly went on an obscenity-laced rampage at a local TV station after being fired as an intern. The 21 year old is accused of destroying company property, chasing after an executive producer at KSTP-TV. He made threats and shouted "You don't know where I'm from. I'll mess you up!"
> Last Saturday, a 68 year old man in Louisiana was moving his lawn when he felt something hit his chest. He didn't think much about it but when he took off his sweater, he noticed the cell phone that had been clipped to his shirt had been shattered. Then a 45 caliber bullet fell out of the cell phone case. The man lives near the woods and the theory is that he was hit with a stray bullet that was shot a few miles away. The cell phone saved his life.
Movies and Crap (again!) with Jan Wahl
> Milk is a must see on the big screen. She gave it 4 hats
> Australia is also a great movie of choice. I got busy and didn't hear the rest of this segment.
Crap on Celebrities:
> Madona is worth $350 Million
> 18 year old Cody Linely (Dancing with the Stars) is in trouble. He became a "heavy drinking, butt grabbing, Monster."
> Kevin Jonas from the Jonas brothers turned 21 last week and what did he get? a $221,000 lamborghini.
Porno Birthday:
Victoria Paris has been in 184 fine films "Who Reemed Rosie Rabbit" and "Miracle on 69th Street" She is 48.
Friday Song Challenge: Songs from the year you turned 21.
Ravey: 1990 Shock G - Humpty Dance 31.6%
Menace: 2000 Eminem and Dr. Dre - Forgot About Dre 29.3%
Greg: 1992 Genesis - I Can't Dance 9.7%
Tony: 1998 Marilyn Manson - Rock is Dead 9.4%
Woody: 1997 White Town - Your Woman 19.9%
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