Cinnamon Buns!!!!!!!

This morning ruled. I woke up (easily), came to work, found Miles with a girl on the floor asleep behind the sound board, went to Starbucks, and returned to find that Sarah had delivered some delicious Cinnamon Buns! F Yeah!

Today's Intern: Sarah who works at the healthiest place on earth.

You guys are out of your effing minds: Gooooooood Morning! There was a weird feeling that today was any day but Tuesday. Wednesday? Thursday? nope. Last nights game was a little sad, but mostly for Menace because he missed The Simpsons, which is on 1,000,000 times a day. Out of Illinois, a goodwill worker found $7,500 in a shoe box. When she found it she turned it over to the manager and they are now trying to find the owner of the shoes. AFI is working on their 8th album...who knew? What is the deal with us giving away tickets to a concert in March 2009??? The Jimmy Eat World concert is a 10th anniversary of their 3rd album....which is weird in itself. Retards and Weirdos in Oregon - <--1) Voters in Oregon made Stu Rasmussen (who is on his way to being Stu-phanie) the first transgender mayor of Oregon. 2) Next story - A girl was charged as abandonment after leaving her baby alone for 6 hours in a play pen so she could go out crunkin. The baby was found in a puddle of her own urin. 3) Minister in Portland did the marriage of a couple but then stole $15,000 worth of wedding gifts. The couple met this minister on http://www.craigslist.com/.

News with Greg Gory:

> Barak Obama and his wife went and saw the Bush Family yesterday. They had a close-door meeting and Bush showed Obama around the White House. Yesterday was Obama's first time in the Oval Office. We wonder... did Bush tell Obama, "man you don't want this job." We also talked about how it makes people age...hence the picture. So Sad.

> There is an 8 year old boy who is on trial for murder of his father and another man. This boy shot his 29 year old father and another man who was staying with them. The boy confessed to planning out the murder and going through with it.

> Those really big purses actually do some good. A girl was walking to her car and a guy came up and tried to rob her. She struggled and got away but the guy managed to fire a shot at her, they later found the bullet in her purse (which had her laptop, umbrella, makeup, calculator, etc)

> A girl who was babysitting was in the kitchen when she heard the family parrot going nuts saying "mama baby, mama baby, mama baby" over and over. When the girl went to look at the baby, she was choking on a poptart. The bird saved the girls life.

Sports with Ravey:

> Heart breaker in Arizona last night.

> Baseballs award season is underway.

> SF Federal Jury ordered the to pay the retired players $21,000,000

> Sharks play Nashville tonight

Sports Happy Happy Weird Story...Kinda: 68 year old woman in Chicago collapsed and died at a Chigago Blackhawks game. Weird part is that her mother died the same way, in the same place, also at a Chicago Blackhawks game.

Music and Entertainment Report:

> Not much to get excited about with New CDS

> Hellboy 2 is out today

> Scrubs new season out today

> AFI has officially finished writing their 8th album

> Full on Riot yesterday involving (3000) fans of Twilight star Rob Pattonson

Bizarre Crime Stories:

> Germany: A shoplifter with no arms walked straight out of a Munich retailer with a 24" television having been assisted to clamp the set to his chest by two other people. It wasn't until later that the missing set was noticed and security cams were reviewed.

> A large fence weighing hundreds of pounds was stolen in broad daylight in front of a Sacramento home, but experts say that the metal is worth virtually nothing if sold for scrap. It wouldn't have been an easy steal and would have taken hours to dismantle. The thieves would have needed to saw through 11 iron posts that weigh at least 700 pounds in total.

> Texas - Dan ate at the buffet and admitted that his girlfriend had a bite from his plate. He was charged for 2 - $7.00 plates, the cops were called and he was arrested for theft of service.

> Tokyo player in a video game obsessor, was so upset about her online marriage coming to an end. She then logged on to her "husbands" online gamer account and killed his "virtual" person.

This sparked a huge discussion about how apparently there is a whole virtual world that I wasn't aware of.

Dumbass Contest: Egg Roulette

#1. Shaggy from Scotts Valley - Picks Tony #5 ITS RAW!!! Winner!

Emails from the Peoples:

> No Name - He really likes this one chick and when they went out on a date he asked her for a kiss. Is that dorky?

> Jesse in Fremont - Started dating a guy a little over 2 weeks ago. She slept with his friend...but she keeps re-saying that the guy she's dating and her aren't official. Should she tell him??

Pointless Poll: Should you ask permission before going in for the first kiss?

Yes: 39.5%

No: 60.5%

Where Do You Draw The Line on Public Affection?

Ravey: Draws the line at tongue

Greg: Kissing for 3 seconds or less.

Woody: Dressing alike, popping eachothers pimples in public....What I got from this was that Woody hates love.

Laura in Napa!!!!!....She Brings cookies that are better than anything I have ever had....Ohhhh my god. I just gained 20 lbs in cookie. WE LOVE YOU LAURA THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! Laura, if you don't already know, runs our website http://www.woodyshowfans.com/

Menace ate 11 cookies....and puked...kinda.... he is blaming it on the cookies when I think the rest of us are down to blame his dumbass for eating 11 cookies and chasing it with a monster

Guess The State: A boy who ran into the street in Danville and damaged a mustange blamed it on his first time smoking marijuana. He started running

Crap on Who Friggin Cares:

>Lindsay Lohan is confused about her sexuality along with the rest of us. When she is asked if she is a lesbian she says, "Uh yeah maybe"

> One of the Cheetah girls has semi nude pics out and around. Sluuuuuut.

Porno Birthday:
Lilly Tie who stared in 123 fine films including "China Vagina", "White Water Shafting", and "Viagra Falls 2".... She is 27

This sucked, I was hanging out with Laura....Suck it.