Today's Intern: Whack-a-Mole Mike
What it do Nephew, Niece, Cousin, Aunt, Uncle...ok I'm done: Goooooooood Morning! A kid hid in a recycling bin and waited for it to get picked up. The bin was picked up and dumped into the truck and then compacted. The driver of the truck continued on his way for another 5 hours, compacting after each stop. They then found the boy, unconscious but the doctors said he will be ok. Story for Ravey - An airline had to use duct tape to contain a woman who was uncontrollable and attacking the flight attendants. In Arkansas, a woman was arrested after demanding that the officer give her back the can of compressed air that she was huffing.Emails from the People:
> - Says that the podcasts are messed up and that they are hard to download. WTF Ravey!?
> Christine - Wants to tell us who is hot or not. Greg is pretty cute and his voice is arrousing. Hot. Ravey her intelligence is beautiful and the whiteness is the best quality. Hot Tony is the funny guy in school that no girl wanted to kiss. Warm. Menace the coolest guy and is serious about his carreer. He is adorable. Warm. Woody is hot for his personality. He is irrisistable and mature. Hot.
The Schmoopie ish came up. This turned into a Tony freak out and a bit that took WAYY too long.> Todd - Wants to give us a segment "Are you gay?"
1) If you are over 40 with a wash board stomach.
2) If you have a cat
3) You suck on lollipops, ring pops, etc.
4) If you refuse to take a dump in a public restroom
5) If you drink anything other than regular coffee
7) If you can name any other textile other than cotton or denim
8) If you drive with both hands on the wheel.
Menace's Surprise - Dange sent everyone on the show some new kicks!
News with Greg:
> 2 days ago there was a Presidential election and Obama won! I know that is new news to you guys. Obama spent all day yesterday hanging out and relaxing with his family. They are trying to explain that the change that they promised will not be immediate.
> New England Patriot cheerleader gets fired for pictures she posted on her facebook. She was at a party and her friend got drunk and passed out. They then started coloring all over their friend with sharpie. The patriots found out about it and she got fired.
> Prop 8 did pass 52.5% of the vote. They are going to be facing legal challenges. Ellen DeGeneres is extremely saddened and also probably kicking herself in the ass for spending $100,000 on the campaign of No on 8. There have been 7 same sex couples who have filed for lawsuits.
Sports with Ravey:
> St. Louis Blues are taking on the Sharks tonight
> St. Louis Blues are taking on the Sharks tonight
> Browns quarterback Brady Quinn gets to start tongiht
> Dodgers are doing their best to keep Manny Ramierez
> Carmello Anthony said he'd score 44 points in honor of our 44th President
> Steven Jackson had 16 points for the Warriors
Music and Entertainment Report with the Queeniest of Queenie McD:
> Chi Cheng is in serious condition from the car accident. He is still in a coma. He was coming home from a family members memorial service. Say a prayer for him.
> Scott Wylan is releasing his 2nd solo album Nov 25
> Michael Kryton - the writer of Jurassic Park died of cancer yesterday. He was 66 years old.
> Parade Magazine readers have voted Will Smith America's favorite star.
> Alyssa Milano is not going to be returning to TV for a while
Final Word: Chris Cornell "I feel a huge sense of relief" (about Obama being President)
Dumbass Contest: Is it a Wrestler or a Monster Truck?
#1. Garrett in San Jose - 0 for 2 No Win!
#2. Tony in San Mateo Bridge - 2 for 2 Winner! Good Job Tony!
Sexy Time Fun Facts:
> 86% of men are happy with the size of their package
> 45% of people say they have used a naughty novalty to enhance their excitment
> 1 in 5 people say they have had a 1 night stand with someone who's name they didn't know.
> 1 in 5 people have cheated on their partner but only 12% think that their partner has cheated on them.
> 1 in 3 people, currently being treated for sex addiction, are women.
> According to a new survey, 18% of women are looking for casual sex and casual sex only
> New line of lingerie has a gps chip in it. "Find me if you can" lingerie.
> If you are looking for a late night bootie call check out http://www.hookupmaps.com/
> 3 in 4 white evangelical teens say they wont have sex before marriage but the average evangelical teen has sex by the time they are 16
Pointless Poll: What is your definition of slut?
> Girls who have sex for bubble gum
> Sex with several partners
> Sex with 2 or more in less than 24 hours
> Girls who keep a change of clothes in their car because they might need it.
> Girls who keep a change of clothes in their car because they might need it.
John Mulaney is here!!
> John was very highly recomended by Doug Benson.
> He co-wrote the Sarah Palin skits on SNL
> Poor John is getting hit with Tony-ness on his first stop. We'll see if he ever somes back.
> http://www.johnmulaney.com/ Check him out!
Go see John at The Punchline in San Francisco
11.5.2008 (tonight) 8:00 pm
11.6.2008 (Friday) 8:00 pm
11.7.2008 (Saturday) 8:00 pm and 10:00 pm
11.8.2008 (Sunday) 8:00 pm and 10:00 pm
News Round 2 with Greg:
> A 40 year old got sited in a bathroom during a sex sting. While he was getting ready to leave the bathroom he saw a guy smiling at him through the cracks of the bathroom stall. When he walked out they exchanged nods, and the guy who was peeping said "do you want to come up to my room?" The 40 year old said yes and went to the guys room. It turned out the peeper was an undercover cop. This seems so unfair.
> Last Sunday, officials at a stadium were called to a disturbance in the women's bathroom. A couple couldn't wait until after the game to get it on. Both were arrested f
or disorderly conduct and the guy was charged with tresspassing.
or disorderly conduct and the guy was charged with tresspassing. Guess the State: 35 year old dude was booked into a jail for aggrevated assult. A couple of hours after being in jail they smelled smoke coming from his cell. When they checked it out they found that he had smuggled 8 zanex pills, cigarrettes, matches, and rolling papers.
#1. Nelson in Morgan Hill - Florida!! Winner!
What We Learned:
Ravey: There are all kinds of different bullets in her local porn shop
Menace: Schmoopie is banned. He sucks at this.0
Greg: Ravey has yet to enjoy huffing nitrus
Tony: That if getting told on is getting arrested, then getting yelled at must be doing hard time.
Woody: Tony has said so many stupid things that everyone tones him out when wants something to be stopped.
Katie: Something you had to see, it took Menace 28 minutes to lace up his shoes.
Tony's Just a Headline: "Swiss Police Follow Blood Trail and Find Bacon"
1 comment:
Haha to the Schmoopie segment today! Bummer for Tony and you though ;)
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