Today's Intern: Andrea
And what do you have to say for yourself?: Gooooooood Morning!! And he lives! We are all eager to know how Woody's massive
disease is. He thought it was food poisoning, because at about 11:30 he felt like a city bus fell on him. He was throwing up stuff from back in '93. Woody is no good at being sick, he can't be at home sick. Woody was in bed Tuesday and Wednesday, yesterday he made it downstairs to play some Madden 09 where he dominated. He is now on antibiotics.... duh. Woody is the king of drugs. Our cameras apparently suck, hard....and other stations have GREAT stuff that looks way better than ours and those stations aren't even top 20!!! WTF. Listeners, you should be pissed. We give away the worst stuff. Brian in Napa called and let us know that there are some sick parents out there letting people dip their new born babies in bacteria for UTI studies. REALLY?! Wow. True Story: Woody was in the airport and saw a baby drop its pacifier on the floor of the airport. He then saw the mother pick the pacifier up, put it in HER MOUTH, then put it back in the baby's.
News with President Gory:
> More protests in Oakland last night, but they were much calmer. Oscar Grant's mother was very cool. She was begging for the violence to end, that them hurting other people was doing nothing but making things worse.
> SF authorities are trying to find the person who has been setting porta potties on fire around the city. Woody - "I'm the doodie flamer"
> The man who accidentally ran over John Gotti's son
was dumped in a vat of acid by a hit man.
Sports with Dust Buster Ravey:
> Ravens and Titans play Saturday
> Cardinals and Panthers also play Saturday
> Giants and Eagles play on Sunday
> Steelers and Chargers play on Sunday
> NBC will be charging massive rates for the adds during the Superbowl. It is now $3,000,000 for 30 effing seconds.
> Sharks are playing the Oilers tonight
> Warriors play tomorrow night in Portland
We found out that God hides in weird places. Jail, death row, on the bathroom floor while purging, etc. The reason I say this is because Woody found God while he was near death this week.
Who Friggin Cares??: There is nothing but silence coming from the Red Hot Chili Peppers, they aren't planning on hitting the studio anytime soon.
Music and Entertainment Report:
> Bride Wars is out today
> Slumdog Millionaire got 5 trophies last night.
> Hollywood Undead's "Johnny 3 Tears" is now in jail until February 3rd. This is for Tony.
> Hollywood Undead will be here February 30th..... - Menace. Think about that one.
> I couldn't compose myself after this point. This entertainment report is over.
Random News: Former Cosby star, Lisa Bonet, and her husband Jason Momoa welcomed their new baby, Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakeaha Momoa. This child is screwed.
Neighbors Goin Against The Grain:
> A woman was home when her doorbell rang. She looked out the window and saw a red jeep in her driveway. She decided not to answer the door because she didn't know the car Her neighbor then came over and when the woman answered the door for her friend, she noticed a large deuce on her front porch. Where did it come from? A woman from Mary K was driving around and really really had to go.
> A Pennsylvania man is facing prison after tearing his neighbors door open with a chainsaw over parking.
> In Memphis: police say that a dispute between neighbors led to a woman throwing lit bottles of gasoline at her neighbors house.
> New York: A man had been sprinkling roofing nails on the driveways of people he didn't like to cause flat tires. He has been doing this for 2 years. The 60 year old man has been charged with vandalism and harassment.
Pointless Poll: What have you done to your
neighbors or what have they done to you?
Woody: Would take his neighbors car cover off, egg the car, and put the car cover back on.
Menace: Used to wrap his friends cars in plastic
wrap.
Breaking news, Menace pooped in the Movin 99.7 bathroom. He got bare naked. It would be funny if the fire alarm went off and we had to evacuate.
Dumb Ass Contest: Bacon or No Bacon?
#1. Ramon in Brentwood 0 for 2 No Win
#2. Vanessa in Hayward 2 for 2!! WINNER!!
Ruben in Concord who paints cars for a living called in and said that our bologna trick does work and it actually dyes the paint. NOTE: We are NOT telling you to do this to all your friends, it is simply a conversation piece.
News Round 2 with Greg:
> Back in 2001 a woman was on the verge of death. Her husband stood up and decided to donate one of his kidneys to her. After the procedure he found out the bitch was cheating on him. So he is giving her 2 options: 1) give him his kidney back or 2) $1.5 million
Norm McDonald is here!!
He is Steve-less, instead he has Brian.
Brian is supposed to have jokes, but he failed us horribly.
Anyways, check Norm out at Cobbs!!
Friday, January 9th - 8:00 pm and 10:15 pm
Saturday, January 10th - 8:00 pm and 10:15 pm
Sunday, January 11th - 7:00 pm
Get yourself Some Tickets...Click HERE!
This segment turned into genius thoughts with Norm McDonald.
Jan Wahl is here!
> Ugly Betty star is pregnant with her first kid and they will welcome the baby at the end of July
> Jamie Lynn Spears is planning her wedding.
> Fergie and her Fiance had a joint bachelor and bachelorette party. Not cool.
> Zach Braff is one of the most popular people on Myspace.
Porno Birthday: Kim Chambers this mattress actress has stared in 212 fine films including the "Sexorsist"...How old is she??? She is 35!!! SLUT
Wow, What a Week.
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Glad you're back, again! Only to leave for two days, what a "WEAK!" ha. Lovin' the nicknames for "President Greg" and "Dust Bustin' Ravey" Late. ~ Dew.
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