Today's Intern: Sarah
What Chu Sayin??: Goooood Morning! It's a big day, inauguration day! It's the egg nog drinking contest and then it is followed with bobbing for apples. This consumer confidence coming from Barak Obama support is going to hopefully be a positive thing. Menace took everything that the show said and dumbed it down for our listeners. They used too many big words for Menace to
understand. This chicken chase contest is raising hell. People are RETARDS!!! PETA, Brave
Birds, Vegan sites....etc are pooping bricks about this contest. We're getting email saying, "How can you guys do this." The topic brought up was that we are having a "Chicken Event" on the day Obama is being sworn in, hence we are being racist. WOW!! JESUSSS! There are plenty of emails for you guys and plenty of mad voice mails from Canada. Anyways, we're going on Woody Show trip #1. - on a blimp. This blimp goes all around the bay. Hell yeah.
By the way, Steelers won! Suck it bitches. The McGahee injury was horrific though. CLICK HERE
World Records:
> Today they are expecting 1 and 2 million people at the inauguration today
> The most porta potties for one event.
> 114 year old LA lady is now the oldest person in the world.... Gertrude Baynes
> A Manhattan man won his 2nd couch potato contest. 18 hours of straight sports tv.
> Most deaths in 2006, a man died 31 times and was brought back. FLAT LINED 31 TIMES!
> In a 15 year career, a girl sniffed 5,600 feet while working for Dr. Scholls.
> Farthest eyeball popper, Kim Goodman, 1 millimeter past her eye socket.
> The farthest Midget toss 11 feet 5 inches.
> Farthest nasal ejection, 7.5 inches
> A guy ate 5 wrist watches in 1 hour and 34 minutes
> Frank the cab driver went 7 months without combining soap and water
> Christine Martin sat in a bath of maggots for 1 hour and 30 minutes.
> Most rattle snakes in mouth - 10 rattle snakes in his mouth
News with Greg Gory:
> Inauguration day is today! Obama is going to have the tightest security ever, a bullet proof Cadillac with fighter jets flying over head.
> a 22 year old women went to jail because a little girl opened her mouth. The police came to the house and a couple answered the door, when the cops asked if the woman was there the couple said no, but a little girl goes "yes she is, she's hiding right here" The woman was arrested.
Sports with Miss Ravey:
> Warriors won back to back games for the 3rd time this season
> New York Jets are going to have a new head coach.
> Steelers won this weekend
> Willis McGahee was slammed pretty hard and ended up with concussion.
> There is now a controversy that when Willis McGahee was down the Steelers were playing party music. Really? This ended in Woody playing a bunch of "oh crap I'm hurt" songs.
Emails from Angry Hippies who Hate Us:
People are all worked up about the Chicken Chase and emailed us to let us know how they feel.... because we care.
> "I have listened to your Alex Bennet show for many years?" Really...Have ya? Too bad that was like 4 morning shows ago, idiot.
> Get creative and try to do something else. Bikini waxing, pepper eating...
etc.
> Dude in a chicken suit, funny. Chasing an already terrified animal and then feeding it meat of its own kind. Not funny. You guys should dress up as chickens and play chicken.
> It's a better idea to flash your nude selves to a school bus. Effing morons!!!
Our New Favorite Websites
www.easyvegan.info
www.peta.org
www.bravebirds.org
> Heard about what you guys are doing with the guy
chasing chickens, in order to mock the inauguration
> From Mitchell in South Dakota - Heard you guys are going to celebrate our next President by chasing live chickens around your studio.
> Jared in SF - Not sure why abusing and tormenting animals on inauguration day is funny but it is
We'll leave this up to you guys: Should we let Tony catch the chickens?
Yes: 91.8%
No: 8.2%
Greg got some awesome voicemail as well.... I'll figure out how to get the audio soon.
News Round 2:
> The swearing in ceremony started this morning. He will be sworn in using the same Bible that they used for Abe Lincoln. He is going to have the most security ever.
> The plane that crashed into the Hudson River, actually had an engine issue. They are investigating it now.
> An 80 year old was hit by a car in San Jose. The driver who hit the lady got out of the car, dragged the old lady's body across the street, left her in a gutter, and left.
We watched the inauguration speech for about 20 minutes
Where Can You Get Free Stuff?
> Dunkin Donuts
> Krispy Kreme
> Starbucks
> TGI Fridays
> Moveon.org
> New Yorker Magazine
> Macys, Dillards, etc.
George Bush's Presidency Numbers:
www.thankyoupresidentgeorgewbush.com -- Write President Bush a thank you letter!
> Number of phone calls the FBI received in the fall of 2001 from Utah residents claiming to have seen Osama Bin Laden: 20
> Percentage of Americans in 2006 who believed that Muslims should have to carry a special ID: 39%
> Percentage of Americans in 2002 who believed that the government should regulate comedy routines that make light of terrorism: 40%
> Estimated total miles Bush has ridden on his bike as President: 5,400 miles
> Percentage of Bush's presidency he's spent at or in route to vacation spots: 33%
> Percentage change since 2002 in the number of teens using illegal drugs: -9%
> Percentage change in the number of adults in their fifties using illegal drugs: +121%
> Number of U.S. cities that have passed resolutions calling for Bush's impeachment: 92
> Percentage change since 2000 in the number of Americans emigrating to Canada: +79%
> Number of press conferences where Bush referred to a question as a "trick": 14
2 comments:
^^ Cant wait to see Tony running after them chickens XD
They weren't really serious about killing another chicken right? I was thinking they were saying that to piss stupid PITA people some more.
What does PITA stand for anyways. Probably Pain In The Ass.
Nice work with the blogs Katie.
Hey Katie!!!
Great Blog today....I read it because I woke up late and then was watching the president. Sorry I couldn't listen...why not on justin.tv today?
Great Job Miss Thing!
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