Is this your first day in radio?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I didn't want to wake up this morning. But I'm super glad I did. First thing, Menace told me I could wear sweat pants. Which RULES! Woody is hella gangster, I just found that out.

"I was born into the wrong race." - Woody

Today's Intern: L-L-Laurennnn

Hey! Let's Chat!: The intro song to the show this morning was AMAZING. 2 weeks off! We'll be back on the 17th. We don't know what the hell we are going to do for 2 weeks. Menace and Greg are going to make their first and last trip to St. Louis. There was some real estate talk. Lars was a doll. He was very chill and was super nice! Check out http://www.metallicalive.com/ , After shows you can go there and check out the whole show! Super cool. Lots of Lars talk. Today we have Got Game with Masters, all sorts of tickets, you know, the norrrrm. A little dash of Madden ish talk was thrown in here. Hilarity, you must check it out on the archive after the show.

Woody's story that made him think of Menace: (but first some twitter talk) Google has released its new web browser called "Chrome". Google is counting on Chrome because it is free and it delivers the word processing programs like Word, Excel, etc. You wont have to buy it!

10 Most Used Websites:

1. Google
2. Yahoo
3. MSN
4. Microsoft
5. Aol Media
6. Youtube
7. Fox Interactive Media
8. Ebay
9. Wikipedia
10. Apple

News-a-Lews with Greg-a-Leg:

• Republican National Convention was underway last night. Fred Tompson and Joe Lieberman spoke last night. There was some Obama bashing last night, Lieberman was a Democrat and because he supports McCain, all the Democrats are crying about it. Sarah Palin is super hot. By the way.
• Savage, 40, arrived yesterday after finishing the initial leg of her attempt to become the first woman to row solo across the Pacific, 99 days after departing the West Coast in a 24-foot rowboat. She was greeted by a crowd of media and supporters. F that.
• A teacher put a kid on a time out for using bad language. Also as part of the punishment, the teacher made the kid write an apology letter using the "F" word. So what?! Cry babies.

The 29-year-old catcher, who played for the Cubs last year and was called up from Triple-A Iowa on Monday morning, had his right thumb and three fingers on his right hand sewn back on after nearly losing them completely in a table saw accident. Not only did Hill make a complete comeback, he also retained his sense of humor. “You had to learn how to give high fives all over again,” he said.

There was a parking rant. Our garage is SUPER tight and people are squatting on parking spots. Jerks

Dumbass Contest--Radio Rock, Paper, Scissors:

>Byren in Modesto - Throws a Paper to cover the Rock and A Rock to cover the Scissors. Winner!!! Kicked Tony's ass.

>Tara in San Jose - They Tie for HELLA days, then She finally beats Tony! Win!

Sad News on The Woody Show: Woody feels bad for the people who hate this show, Brandy, Marc From Berkeley, Craig, you know, those people. With extreme sadness for those who hate us, we want to let you know, WE GOT SIGNED FOR ANOTHER YEAR BIOTCHES!!!!! Through Dec. 09 you are officially our biotches.

Wheel of topics:

• A guy and some girl with the longest name ever were found murdered in their home. They slammed everyone in their will. No wonder these guys were murdered.
• Tracy Holmes sold 3 DVDs for 10 dollars each, The husband came to her and asked where the Sin City DVD went. He had been saving up hella money for a Disney trip. $1200.
• Otis Bull Man saw a mother with 2 girls that were kids and offered to trade a fattening hog for the 2 girls. He now has a warrant for sexual comments to children. Apparently this is something that was supposed to be a good thing, who knows
• An Indian Film guard rented out a whole movie theatre to prove that a new horror movie couldn't be watched alone.
• Austin, Texas -- Randall Whited hung up on a telemarketer. The Telemarketer then flipped out and left angry messages.
  

**We listened to the nutty bitch who went off on the telemarketer ** Death by Phone Call. Awesome.** I better never be a telemarketer because that would make me a Terrorist, Rapist, Racist, A cause of death, and all sorts of other ish. Yikes.**

Ravey's Music and Entertainment Report:

• Cold plays Chris Martin said they are releasing an EP on Dec. 26. They have 2 full albums of material to release.
• New song from Death Magnetic called "Cyanide" is available on I Tunes. My Apocalypse is a face melter
• Snow Patrol's new album comes with an I Phone App that has bonus features.
• 2nd season may be the last season of "Flight of the Conchords"
• TNT's new drama "Raising the Bar" attracted 7.7 million viewers.
• Bones is back on Fox tonight
• Final Word comes from David Letterman- Wants to stay with the late show at least until 2010

**We played some clips from our interview with Lars on the show along with

some awesome Metallica**

Got Game With Steve Masters:

• > Did some Star Wars talk
• > Covered some World of Warcraft
• >Talked about some Wii fun
• > Covered the sweet new game that I want called Spore

What We Learned:
Woody: Live 105 can't promote The Woody Show but they are stupid rich when it comes to the commercial free hour
Tony: Raveys nephew is an S-Word away from Mother Effing Ravey
Ravey: Even though Metallica has been a band for hella years htey cant say lars name right.
Greg: If the president of the united state dies, the VP becomes president
Menace: He needs to call the Interns
Katie: I better not be a telemarketer because that would make me a terrorist.