....GET OUT OF MY WORK PLACE!!!!

Just got back from the bucks! Miss Jen is here for Ravey, she'll keep these boys in line. I also have a blueberry scone right here that looks delish. Oh and by the way in case anyone forgot...Its Friiiidaaayyyyyy! wah.

Today's Intern: An-to the-drea

AM Jibber Jabbering: Gregs hella bummed that not only it is Friday, but it is a 3 day weekend. Everyone be on suicide watch for Greg. Woody is 99% sure that Metallica is going to COME IN next week. hells yeah. We'll also have a hard 8 minutes with Nicholas Cage. Jen is claiming she's been a raging bitch and she's losing her mind. It will all be better after the wedding. Joey Chestnut broke his own record. He ate 10 lbs of Ribs in 12 minutes. Jesus. Woody loves ribs but he always craps his brains out afterwards. Menace is our very own competative eater. He claims he can eat 10 Baconators in 2 hours. Sean Johnson, Paul Hamm, Morgan Hamm in an Ortega Commercial - Ortega Sauce "It makes my taco pop" and " beat that bro" -- Sidenote: Woody spits great loogies and looks at them. Jen doesn't spit, this resulted in a pervy moment. British bride to be was hospitalized after swallowing a 1 inch nail that was in her macaroni. Greg then fantasized the "Human Nail Gun" if she farted it would rule. Menace's kidney stone was the size of a "pramagranate seed"

This Week on The Woody Show, tickets to The Treasure Island Music Festival @ Treasure Island :: Saturday-Sunday 09/20-09/21!!::
Continued: We covered my car getting towed and how I'm a total moron. Then we talked about how girls only have to say "Daddy...??" to get what we want. Whatever, you guys are just jealous. Humans suck.

Emails From the Peoples (Menace is jumping out of his chair about this):
**Menace pitched a fit to have Woody read it because he cant read**
> Someone emailed Menace about having the show be Mitchell Brothers lap dance contest judges. Everyone is in. Lets Do This. This sparked a Mitchell Brothers talk of how gross it is. Hella dirty. This then sparked a huge Woody / Jen / Leash Discussion.
> Danny - A 911 call that reminded him of Menace
> Cameron - says we're the highlight of her morning. Wants to know our opinion about the democratic debate in november...which is when elections are.....which even if they were in november....they haven't happened yet....which brings me to my next question....how would we have an opinion on a debate that hasn't happened?
> Email from a pissy listener named Joseph...who we lost.....wah.

N- to the - Ews with Greg Gory:

> Good times in Denver: Obama accepted the nomination for Pres. last night. He promised to put an end to the EVIL of the Bush admin. wah. He also promised to end the war. The lines to get in were 6 miles long.
> Hurricane Gustav is going to hit soon with winds of 111 mph. holy crap.
> In Italy, in a museum there is a statue of a crucified frog. People are pissed.
> A guy propsed to his girlfriend and he released a bunch of balloons with candles and people called the cops because they thought there were aliens. idiots.



Sports with Jen:
> Giants had the day off. Taking on the Reds.
> Raiders are in Seattle for final preseason tonight
> Adam Jones is clear to play with the Cowboys

Dumbass Contest: How well do you know your country:
#1: Blake from Los Gatos - No Win
#2: Jay from San Jose- No Win
#3: Matt from Pleasanton - Winner! Finally. This didn't go well.

List of things and people that have annoyed Woody this Week:

1. Tony is the first one
2. Screaming child on the airplane-- its between the child and parents
3. Shoe laces in his shoes. They are like 3 feet long on both sides. Dumbies. Menace claims he's wearing them wrong, that he needs to poof the tounge.
4. A cashier at the Safeway. Hates that when they ask you to donate, and you say no, and they respond with "are you sure?" WELL DUHHH
5. Drippy Douchebag. At the gym "Crunch" there is a guy who works out 3 times a day shows up at the gym everyday dripping wet. Gross.
   

New Band Woody Approves of: Hollywood Undead

--Mike in Livermore had a dream about The Woody Show. It got sexy...--

I missed Music and Entertainment...sorry everyone.

6 Celebrities that Shouldn't be Celebrities:

1. Everyone on the Hills
2. The Girls Next Door
3. Tori Spelling
4. Kim Kardashian
5. Tila Tequila
6. Nick and Brooke Hogan

We Added: New York, Jared from Subway, Paris Hilton, Verizon guy, Ryan Seacrest, and I'm adding Ashley Simpson.

Newwwws round 2:

Just moments ago John McCain chose Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin as his running mate.

OJ's daughter kicked his ass the other day. She pushed him into a glass cabinet.

Bernie Ward has been sentanced for distributing porn of children.

Male enhancement pills don't work

Talk about the Egg Roulette Video

Incase you didn't see it here is the hilarity

http://www.live105.com/pages/2863206.php

Movies with the Hat Lady Jan:

> House Bunny gets no hats. It was a horrible movie and its a bunch of dumb girls.
> Trader - its riviting and fabulous.

Woody Has Bad News: David Beckham and Victoria Beckham were NOT in a car accident last week. Then I heard a bunch of chicks screaming at the top of their lungs...annoying broads.

Friday Song Challenge:

> Tony : Linkin Park & Chris Cornell - Crawling WINNER!!

> Greg: Kanye West - Flashing Lights 21.3 %

> Menace: Van Halen - You Really Got Me 18.3 %

>Woody: Def Deppard -Pour Some Sugar On Me 11%

> Jen: Ataris - Summer 14%

:::WOODY SHOW IS OFF MONDAY, BACK FOR TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY, BUT THEN WE ARE GONE UNTIL SEPTEMBER 17th!!:::