Today's Intern: no one.....we're all alone...... Lauren came to save the day for a little while. THANKS LAUREN!!!! :-)
Morning Talk: We started today with some Trader Joe's Manderine Chicken talk. We love that stuff. We need 100 bags....now. Word on Ravey's ring: She needs to call them today. We talked about Treasure Island music festival and how much it ruled. We had some Twitter talk. Woody's theory: Menace twitters to get girls to sign up so that he can twitter and make himself look sensative to the ladies. Woody has gone shopping for an iphone and has left w/o one everytime. Woody is ripping on the Koi Pond app for the iphone. Back up Woody, that Koi Pond rules. Listen for the word "Taint" between 7 and 8 am to win tickets to New Orleans with The Woody Show for the VooDoo Music Fest. The T-Man show is officially done. Peace out bluhhhhhd. Terrehhhh.Wednesday: Tony and Menace will be judging the Mitchell Brothers Lap Dance Contest.
Friday: The Woody Show meet and greet at the Falafel Drive In--2301 Stevens Creek Blvd San Jose, CA-- from 5-7 pm.
Friday: The Woody Show meet and greet at the Falafel Drive In--2301 Stevens Creek Blvd San Jose, CA-- from 5-7 pm.
News With Mr. Greg: 
> Travis Barker and DJ AM are still in critital condition. They we're in a plane crash. 4 out of 6 people died. Travis and DJ AM are both suffering 2nd and 3rd degree burns but are expected to make a full recovery in about a year.
> There was a drum circle in protest of crack down on drum circles, in a farmers market, in Santa Cruz. NO WAY?! A crazy fight and everything took place. Something along those lines.
> There was a drum circle in protest of crack down on drum circles, in a farmers market, in Santa Cruz. NO WAY?! A crazy fight and everything took place. Something along those lines.
Sports with Ravey:
**The phones decided to blow up here. I'll try and catch them the next time around.**
The irritation with Tony is that he interrupts everyone. Jeremiah calls in and says that the cluster F that this show can turn into is the best part. So there ya go, The Woody Show, organized or not, is still the best...ever....take that bitches.
During the Traffic report there was news of a truck filled with vodka spilled. Let's get out there with straws guys!!
Random: We just used: Seasoned and Human Poo in the same sentence. Take that. Sprinkled poopers.
Text Poll: Does it look douche-y if we arrive to a listener event in a limo??
> Yes 28.4%
> No 71.6%
Dumbass Contest: Is it a computer term or a medical term?
Dumbass Contest: Is it a computer term or a medical term?
#1. Jason No Win!
#2. Philip No Win!
#3. Adam in San Leandro No Win!
#4. Alex in San Jose No Win!
**We ended up just giving all the tickets away because no one could answer the questions.**
Uppity is a no good thing to say. News to me. Don't say it. Alan from San Jose calls in and clarifys that "Uppity is fightin words."
They said Taint!!!! Caller 105 is: Bob from San Leandro!!!! CONGRATS BOB!!!!
Music and Entertainment Report:> Talked about Travis and DJ AM's plane crash
> 60th Emmy Award had some surprises last night.
> 60th Emmy Award had some surprises last night.
> 30 Rock won best comedy
> Lake View Terrace was #1 in the box office
> Lake View Terrace was #1 in the box office
> Third season of Heros should be better than season 2.
> Season premire of Dancing with the stars is tonight.
Final Word: Noel Gallager hates Amy Winehouse
Random story with Woody: A 6 year old girl was playing with a jump rope she found in her mothers car. She was fluttering the jump rope out the window when the jump rope got caught on the axel and while the jump rope was tied around her wrist...it pulled so much that it ripped her hand clear off.
News Round Dos:
> Anthony McNight is facing the death penalty. He is Alameda Counties worst criminal. He is already serving a 63 year sentence.> We had some Reeses Peanut butter talk. Corey from San Jose calls in and tells us that the peanut butter is 2 parts peanut butter and 1 part powdered sugar.
**This sparked a candy talk. Now I want sweets thanks guys...**
Crap on Celebrities:
> Arnold Schwarzenegger got confronted by the media because an old friend claimed they used to smoke weed together. Arnold agreed to it and just said "yeah we had a good time" and left it at that. Good Call.
> Mark Walberg had his baby but the name hasn't been released yet.
> Jenna Jamison is expecting twins.
> Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus want to leave Disney
> Jeff Bridges smokes dannnnnnnk.
> Courtney Love used her myspace to look for a house keeper. Wow. Good idea. (Sarcasm...for those of you who can't tell)
Crappy Birthdays:
> Scott Baio - 47
> Tony Bassel - 65
Porno Birthday: Moana Lisa, 145 fine films such as "It's a Wonderful Sex" and "Live Twin Freaks"... Tony with the Win, she is 38
What We Learned:
Ravey: That you need to be careful at a farmers market because you can get your ass kicked
Menace: That whatchamacallits are nasty now. He sucks at this segment.
Greg: Our listener Tim in the east bay isnt gay and that he has a goatee.
Tony: Tony is officially racist because Ravey is uppity.
Woody: Dog poop and Human poop look the same to Greg. and that the 6 year old girl who lost her hand is going to have trouble showing people how old she is with her fingers later on in life.
Katie: That I need to get on my game and get some manderine orange chicken in the studio stat.
Tony's Just a Headline: 10 Revolting Cocks Executed
2 comments:
Man Today's show is hella random, it went from plane crashes, to poop, to sprinkled poop, to candy. damn. I do love the randomness though haha.
Poop talk always sneaks it's way in. It wouldn't be the same without it.
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